Unsolicited Chicken Slogans for Frankel

"The Chickening"

"Bride of Chicky"

"Dawn of the Drumette"

"The Rocky Horror Chicken Show"

"Army of Darkmeat"

"The Crunch-iestchickenstripseveroryourmoney-Back of Notre Dame"

"The Henhouse on Haunted Hill"

"Plan 9 (piece nugget meal) from Outer Space"

"Chicken of the Corn" alt "Children of the Corn-fed, farm fresh, organically raised Chicken"

"Sometimes They Come Back...For more delicious chicken strips!"

"White Meat on Elm Street"

"Bram Roaster's Dracuchicken"



More to come later, I'm sure. Whether I want to or not.