A Very Trivial (Pursuit) Dialogue 12-22-04
(Or: Jokes so inside that they're almost outside!)
"Okay, here's a clue...He looks like Zim, but with Stinton's blackness."
"What?"
"Like Zim with Stinton's blackness."
"Uh...Wow. It's a TV actor?"
"Yeah."
"Okay. I have no idea, though the mental image is amusing me. Um...Christ, I don't fucking know...Bernie Mac?"
"How the hell did you come up with Bernie Mac???"
"You said Stinton's blackness.."
"I said Stinton's glasses. It was Drew Carey."
"You totally said 'blackness'."
"Wait a minute...Why do you think I look like Drew Carey?"
Bonus comment:
"Zim, you will so be the mack of WNEP if you tell everybody that you got to watch Abbie mount Karla."
"Okay, here's a clue...He looks like Zim, but with Stinton's blackness."
"What?"
"Like Zim with Stinton's blackness."
"Uh...Wow. It's a TV actor?"
"Yeah."
"Okay. I have no idea, though the mental image is amusing me. Um...Christ, I don't fucking know...Bernie Mac?"
"How the hell did you come up with Bernie Mac???"
"You said Stinton's blackness.."
"I said Stinton's glasses. It was Drew Carey."
"You totally said 'blackness'."
"Wait a minute...Why do you think I look like Drew Carey?"
Bonus comment:
"Zim, you will so be the mack of WNEP if you tell everybody that you got to watch Abbie mount Karla."
2 Comments:
There is nothing fake about my blackness.
It's true. You are the absolute blackiest.
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