Ode to a Suburban Red Lobster

Don't worry Rebecca, as soon as I can fit -

24oz "Alotta Coladas"/ Going to Skokie even though the one downtown is closer because we wanna be kitschy/ Scampi juice/ A table of women dressed up for a night on the town that may or may not be sisters (they're all ugly in the same sort of way)/ Free half pound of crab legs/ A scenic view of The Olive Garden

- into one story, I'll get it to you.

Yeah, it'll be great.